
So finally I get a live person on the phone to schedule a service call...The earliest they can come out is....
Wait for it....
February 24th or 25th.
ARE FRIGGIN KIDDING ME?!!!!!!! DA HELL. A FRIGGIN MONTH?!!!!!!
What if that line was connected to my alarm system? What if I was elderly and needed that line to call for help? What if I need to use the damn phone? A MONTH.
And you still want me to pay my bill?...Oh, you'll give me a credit. SURE YA WILL.
A MONTH for service? How'd you feel if I took a month to pay? Bet you'd cut that phone off PDQ, huh.
VERIZON - you are a NO GO at this station. FAIL.
