1/31/10

Verizon = FAIL

Verizon does NOT make progress every day and in fact, they were a big fat fail on that whole customer service thing. So one of the phone lines in my house went down. No dial tone. No nothing...AND NO, there is no dial tone at the junction box either so the problem IS with ya'll stuff (despite the fact that your autobot says there is nothing wrong with the line).

So finally I get a live person on the phone to schedule a service call...The earliest they can come out is....

Wait for it....

February 24th or 25th.

ARE FRIGGIN KIDDING ME?!!!!!!! DA HELL. A FRIGGIN MONTH?!!!!!!

What if that line was connected to my alarm system? What if I was elderly and needed that line to call for help? What if I need to use the damn phone? A MONTH.

And you still want me to pay my bill?...Oh, you'll give me a credit. SURE YA WILL.

A MONTH for service? How'd you feel if I took a month to pay? Bet you'd cut that phone off PDQ, huh.

VERIZON - you are a NO GO at this station. FAIL.