Hump Day Random

• I love posting random though ish, but hate to think that I'm plagiarizing my girl. Her randoms are so.....random & interesting.


• I'm so mad with The FireMarshall that I was staring at him wondering how I could collapse his lung, making him suffer and get away with it.


• I think I made an error in accepting my new job...but the error is because I failed to ask the correct questions. My bad...now the quandary is how to fix it.


• I'm realized today that I am smarter than the average bear.


• 9pm is a sucky time to have a conference call...that is when most of the good shows come on....Seriously.


• I am sick and freakin tired of seeing women without the appropriate "underpinnings" on. I AM TIRED OF SEEING YOUR ROLLS AND ISH.


• Do you know how much energy it takes to see some of the medical horrors I have to look at every day and keep a "neutral" face. I'm exhausted.


• I am sad & horrified at the standard of care that some of the veterans I'm trying to help is getting. HORRIFIED.


• Did I tell ya'll I'm mad at The FireMarshall?


• My cat is getting on my nerves with his meow howling...Just tell me what you want DAMMIT.


• Do you have a teenage son with acne? Sometimes I just want to jump his azz, pin him down, and squeeze the top of his head since he looks like one big whitehead sometimes.


• Is the reason there are 7 washcloths in my son's bathroom because he needs one per pimple?


• Am I THE ONLY ONE QUALIFIED to do the laundry, dishes & other misc. housework?


• I miss Pattey & Val all the time. Talking on the phone just ain't enough.


• ...and speaking of BFF's...am I the only one that wishes their BFF's lived closer so you could just go over, sit on their sofa, drink their liquor, & not say a word, but they know how you're feeling...so you could feel better in the arms of your BFF's. I do.


• I look at my short bus riding Mini-Diva, and am filled with a love that I thought I didn't have in me anymore.


• I thought I was gonna be okay with letting my son go...but the more he comes into his own and seems to not need me anymore, the more melancholy I get.


• My mother & Romeo look alike. Owners & their pets. Hmmmm.


• Speaking of mothers...It also saddens me that so many women have a shitty relationship with their mother. Me & mom's get along fine. She be crazier than a bed bug...I'm just a crazy bed bug offspring. She's pretty cool to me (now that I'm grown), but I love the fact that all I gotta do is run across the hall and I got my mommie. She knows when I'm hurting and interacts with me at just the right intensity/level/whatever. Without her being here, even though we don't say a lot outright, I'd be more of a basket case than I already am.


• I turn 43 on the 21st...I am 3 years off of the "Grand Plan", but we are so close that I can taste it. I'm holding on to the dream still.


• I got an email from the person who I gave my stuff to in the Tribe Giveaway...It warmed my heart.


• I'm tired. Nite Nite.