You Know You Are Living in 2009...

You know you are living in 2009 when....
  1. You accidently enter your pin number on the microwave.
  2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
  3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
  4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you.
  5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends & family is that they don't have email address or a Facebook profile.
  6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell to see if anyone is home to help you carry in groceries. (I don't get what is the problem with that)
  7. Every commercial on TV has a website a the bottom of the screen.
  8. You are irritated if your favorite newscaster or talkshoe host does not Twitter.
  9. Leaving your house without your cell, which you didn't even have the 1st 20, 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
  10. You get up in hte morning and go online before getting your coffee.
  11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :)
  12. You are reading this and nodding.