Arriving in Cancun

We all arrived alive in Cancun Mexico today and had a relaxing day at the beach. I am exhausted after diving waves with Pattey and getting my azz kicked around by those suckers, drinking Sangria & Margaritias by the pitcher and shopping till my feet hurt to my kneecaps.

However, I wanted to share with you a few observations/lessons learned from day one:

1. When you get to the airport, RUUUUUUNNNNNN from the building as soon as possible or one of 50 Carlos's will pull you off to the side and try to shake you down in the most polite way possible to sign up for excursions and stuff. Keep you head down, don't make eye contact. Exit the building immediately.

2. If you can't swim, forget playing like a dolphin with the waves. They will kick your mf'n azz...and you will undoubtedly have a wardrobe malfunction.

3. Public transportation is the cheapest way to go, but not necessarily the safest way to go. You take you life into your hands when riding the city bus. Heard screamed on the bus: "We're on an express eleveator to hell, welcome aboard!"

Tomorrow, we are off to Isla Mujeres for the day and then Club Hoppin' - celebrating Pattey's birthday!!!!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:46 AM

    Sounds like an adventure - have fun!