Just When You Think....

Just when you think you've heard it all, here comes a whopper....

My sister called today and asked a question that immediatly made me go WTF!!!!! She asked if she could borrow the conversion van for the weekend. I was stunned into silence. Have you lost your ever lasting mind? Are you smokin' crack on the job? You would have the audacity to ask ME of all people ---cause you "gonna have your license tomorrow". Crackhead.

The woman who stole my drivers license and....

....walked into 3 different banks in Bmore, using my id, asked for a counter check and withdrew all of the money we had, including in my company expense account. (The tellers were fired AND she did 3 years in the hoo-schow)
....also took all of her "childrens" money too
....used my identity while conducting her illegal activities which resulted in a warrent being issued in MY name and having a cop come to MY house to execute said warrent.

The woman who has totaled, had repossesed, burnt out, got stolen at least 6 cars in her lifetime...

WANTED TO BORROW MY CAR for the weekend while she was at a BK Training Seminar in Annapolis. F.uc.k NO!

She went on to say, "Well, I'll call you tomorrow morning. Would you ask Ron for me?" Stunned.

I called Ron (even though I knew what he would say) and asked the stoopit question. "NO! Are you kidding." Click. He promptly hung up.

Lawd Hab Murcey.


  1. Can I borrow your toothbrush?

  2. Anonymous9:15 AM

    I promise you, every time you write about your sister I think you are talking about mine!! She recently stole my identity and borrowed an apartment and they tried to garnish me. Let's not even talk about the cars and theiving she has done over the years. I feel both your pain and astonishment about her request.