The Firemarshall went and got me a cup of coffee and one of my chocolate covered strawberries and presented it to me in bed this morning. Here is the conversation that ensued:

FireMarshall: You know they call me Godiva

TravelDiva: Who is they and why do they call you Godiva?

FireMarshall: You know...all the ladies see me and say "God I'va" got to have some of that Chocalate Love

TD: *SMH - spewing coffee threw my nose & nearly chocking to death* D.E.A.D

TD: Stop reading your own press releases, baby.

FM: *Chanting "God I'va" as he flexes and saunters out the room*