Yep...I am a "30 Second Photo F&#$ER" (but my pictures are really good, seriously). However, as for being a "Picture Taking, Scrapbook Making Pu.s.sy"....I have to take issue with the Pu.ss.y part.
I'm still gonna be bringing my camera everywhere and taking pictures & video. If you don't wanna be in it, then just say so. Humph. If I didn't take the pictures, then nobody would believe half the stuff that happens.